Always be Batman

Batman 5

I feel like I should’ve been born with Super Powers. Seriously. Something cool like shooting lasers out of my eyes while simultaneously causing my opponent to suddenly have the urge to pee like he’s pregnant. Or the power to turn my PMS on to someone else with just a squint of my eyes. Or even better, I should be able to think about making supper and all of a sudden a ready made family meal appears on the table. At the very least I should be able lose any extra pounds with the swish of my hands…

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